Some Safety tips for the Interstate

February 6, 2009

 

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to  the shoulder of the road, carefully, get out of the car and open the  trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the  rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so life like you  wouldn’t believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies  to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my life like men.

And of course, traffic starts  backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn’t long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

‘What’s going on here?’       ‘My car has a flat tire’, I said calmly.

     ‘Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?’ 

I couldn’t believe that he didn’t know.

So I told him,
     ‘Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!

 

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